As much as I love watching the Bengals lose, which usually means getting to see WR Chad Johnson put his foot in his mouth, I have to admit the guy is funny. At the very least unpredictable and original.
Next Saturday Chad will race a horse for charity at Cincinnati's River Downs. The horse runs 1/8 mile and Chad runs only 1/16 of a mile. Still, I'm guessing the horse wins. Being a fast human is one thing but being a horse is an entirely different thing. A faster thing, to be specific.
Carson Palmer: "I don't think he really understands how fast horses are. I've been to the Kentucky Derby and been to different tracks and seen horses run. I don't think he knows what he's getting himself into."
T.J. Houshmandzadeh: "It's not a Kentucky Derby horse, so he's probably going to win, I think."
It might not be a Kentucky Derby horse, T.J., but it's still a horse.
Prediction: Horse beats Chad.
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